- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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