Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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womens rights

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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