What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Joey mayer's face

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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