Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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1 Jew XD

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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My name is Harry.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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eloise dey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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