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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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