Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's 4+7 47

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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