Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

she wasn't 18

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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