- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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