yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Women Driving.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

black guy graduating high school

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Ebola

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

^that joke a piece of shit

all these jokes suck ass

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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