This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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so dont touch it.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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