What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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