So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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