- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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