So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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I enjoy anal.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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connor sucks

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

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