what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Type 2 diabetics

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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