Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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The Barackness Monster

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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