- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

One time I masturbated by myself

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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