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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Michael Castillo is gay

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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