- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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