- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What's 4+7 47

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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