why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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