- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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