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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

pickle juice?

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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