SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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The Barackness Monster

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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