Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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