- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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