What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Keep up the fun Nero!

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Dylan is a person

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

This is not an anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Knock knock. Come in.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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