Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

This sentence is false.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

A baby seal walks into a club.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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