On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

This is not an anti joke.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

dead battery come on down

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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