woman's rights

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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i like turtals and kids

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Penis

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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