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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

You are Nerochan right?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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