Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Your mom.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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