Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Penis

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

hi

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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