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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Dogs in my home.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

The weels on the bus go...flat

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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