- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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