How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Knock knock, Come in...

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Deadly cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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