- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's an Anti Joke?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

hipsters

Women's rights.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

WNBA

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

This is an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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