- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

my shift key is broken1

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Which is longer? A rope...

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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