- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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