Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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It's long!

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Tell you something funny.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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