- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

knock knock. come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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