- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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