what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

THE GAME

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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whats long and green? weed

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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