- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Penis

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

im black

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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