The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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