What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Win and Beau have no friends

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Mitt Romney.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...