Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Fox News.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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