Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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