If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Jews

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

An asian without a future.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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