- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What's the difference between a duck?

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Women's Rights.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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