What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Anti Joke

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