- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Women's rights

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A Jew! Bless you.

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