- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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