Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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