Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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