- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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