- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Rebecca Black

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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