Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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You

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Gorden Brown.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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