- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What's up brah brah

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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