- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

There's a car about to hit me.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Whats an Anti Joke

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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