Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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WNBA

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why? Whats wrong?

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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