Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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KKK

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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