- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Gianni

Get in the car.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

I would rape her

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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