How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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