Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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