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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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My name is Harry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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