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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

She said no

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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