Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Woman's rights.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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