A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

4-4-2

why was the man sad? his wife died

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Dogs

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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