What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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69 :)

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Anti Joke

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