Mrs. Welsh

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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shea kisses a girl

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Deadly cancer.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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