What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Hi

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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