Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Shut the cork up!

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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melon

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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