A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Anti Joke

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