what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

whats 2+2? math.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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