What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

vaginas

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A women president

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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