what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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