A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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