Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Women.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

thumb_up thumb_down +13

elliot forsythe is a paedo

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops