Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

SC Johnson a Family Company

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Worst joke ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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